Well we got our car yesterday and I think it is safe to say that the vehicle delivered to us in no way resembled the picture of what we thought we were getting. We asked for a
Dihatsu Feroza, thinking that we would get a newer model, but we were delivered a model from the early '90s, which was a little rough. Now, I am not usually one to complain, so I had a quick look, hopped in, and started it up, and it actually seemed
ok... it had AC and seemed to run pretty smooth, and it had the feel of a bigger jeep type vehicle, which would likely serve us well when we got to the mountains, so we decided that we would take what we were given and head to
Candidasa.
For most of the drive, things went pretty smooth... well, the steering was pretty loose and the brake pedal would go to the floor without actually providing any stopping power to the vehicle, but it seemed to fit in pretty well with the other vehicles
on the road. We managed to get to the
Watergarden resort in
Candidasa within about one hour, and checked in. Again, this is an amazing place... we have our own villa with a little deck that overlooks a beautiful pond filled with many fish, there is a great pool, and the
Wi-
Fi connection is pretty good (knock on wood).
Catherine's research pays off again!!
Now we could have just hung around and relaxed, but we decided that we would drive up into the mountains to see the crater of one of the 3 large volcanoes on the island. We also decided to take the less travelled route rather than the paved highway, thus getting a better feel for the culture of the area. The travel book we have states that all roads in Bali are paved... I think that the writers may not have travelled every road on the island, because the road we ended up on turned into an 8 foot wide path with bits of
ashphalt scattered about, with incredibly steep climbs and drop-offs, and surprisingly,
alot of traffic (mostly bikes, pedestrians and lots of chickens).
Many people might have turned back at this point, opting for the safety and reliability of the highway, but not this fearless couple... we decided to forge ahead. about 15 minutes later, our quest for adventure ended up smacking right in the nose. I was pretty sure I heard the tire explode, but I decided to will the tire to
reinflate and pushed on until I was at least on a flat stretch of road (by stretch I mean about 25 feet long and about 10 feet wide). As it turns out, I do not have the ability to
reinflate tires with will alone. I do, however, possess the ability to change a tire, so I got ready to do just that.
When you guys rent a vehicle, how often do you check for a jack and tire iron? Same here. Well my search for tire changing equipment left me with the following tools...
A small
flathead screwdriver
A 6 inch long aluminum tube with one end shaped to fit over the lug nuts
Another 6 inch long aluminum tube that looked like it had been driven over once to often
Yeah that was it... the piece of aluminum that fit over the tires
lug nuts was not the same size as the one to remove the spare from the back of the vehicle, and even if I somehow managed to get both the spare and the flat tire loose, I had no jack to raise the vehicle. As the motorbike and scooters squeezed by us, we began to wonder if we were "in a pickle" or "up the creek". We decided that we were still in "pickle" mode so we pulled out our Indonesian language book and flagged down a passing scooter and tried to inform him of our situation. After some strange looks we guided him to the side of the vehicle and showed him the tire, at which point he began to nod knowingly, chuckled to himself, and pulled out his cell phone, I presume to make a call to the local AMA.
(This type of thing has come up before in our travels... not the flat tire thing but the cell phone thing. Why is it that people can get crystal clear phone coverage in some third world country, on the side of a
volcano nowhere near any civilization, yet we cant get a signal from our back yard?? It boggles the mind... anyways, back to the adventure)
Within about 10 minutes we had 5 fellas on scooters and one guy claiming he was a mechanic at our side to aid in our rescue... the mechanic had brought a tire iron (wrong size for the lug nuts on the flat, but the right size to get the spare off), a crescent wrench, and the handle off an old socket set (no sockets though). Numerous efforts to combine this equipment in one fashion or another did not get us any further in loosening the lug nuts off the flat... and the mechanic kept looking at me with this incredulous look every time I asked him if he had access to a jack (the look conveyed the message "what the hell are you two doing up here without a jack?). It was a little humbling. After all of us tried a combination of the
tools at hand to loosen the lug nuts, we did the one thing common to all men when faced with a situation of this nature... sit back, scratch your head and look around at the other guys scratching their heads. I had turned to Catherine and we were getting plans ready to abandon ship and catch a ride back to
Candidasa when it appeared to me that one of the fellas got an idea, grabbed the

aluminum tube and the ratchet handle and scooted away. The other fellas seemed contented by this display and we only waited about 10 minutes before he returned, with a confident look about him. He had taken the aluminum tube with the socket end and had drilled a hole through the other end of the tube which allowed the ratchet handle to slide through, allowing us to get a good grip on the lug nuts, and we began cranking. The aluminum to me looked like it would not withstand the force required to turn the nuts, but amazingly, it managed to get all 5 nuts off before it was completely mangled where the hole was drilled. The guy also managed to find the smallest
hydraulic jack ever made, so we were able to get the
Feroza off the ground just enough to get the spare on.
Success!! At this point, much of the nearby village had heard of our plight and had come to lend some support, so there was much cheering, and many outstretched hands when I began to compensate the fellas who helped the most with this rescue...
ahh well I am sure they all had a good laugh and a cold beer at the expense of the silly, unprepared tourists, but we managed to make it back down the
volcano without any more incidents.
We decided to take it easy today and relax, get a massage and wait for our new vehicle to be delivered. I gotta say that even though we were given a piece of crap, the guys who runs the rental company has been excellent and he just dropped off a new (well looks like about a 2005) T
oyota small van type thing, so we are ready for our next adventure... well after a day of massages and beers by the pool that is :)
We are off to
Amed tomorrow and will be doing a couple of days of diving there as there is supposed to be a great wreck just offshore... chat with
y'all then.
T n C